Basil von Woofles is fond of Skittles Vodka-flavoured dog biscuits, and once trained to be a guide dog. While it is considered to be a rare occupation for a breed so supple, Basil worked his wee doggy fankles off, and tried his very best to be the most outstanding guide dog he can be. Unfortunately, he failed, and during his short period of biscuit-induced confusion was found guilty for defecating on a neighbour's front lawn. Today, you may see Basil von Woofles roaming around town hoping to catch his next big break as the face of a new advertising campaign for lazy people's sneakers.
