Because two heads are better than one (we think)

Here's our favourite pair of twins, Bassy-Kate and Bashley Olsen.

And here are the twins at the age of 75, with unbelievably supple skin.

Basil Gaga

Basil caught doing a good deed!

You're gonna have amazing friends!! YOU'RE gonna have amazing friends!!

The Return of Lady Basila

Remember Lady Basila from 2010? Well, fortunately, due to a sudden boom in the economy in 2015, our night-worker managed to score some clients hungry for the taste of the cougar. While she is hardly as supple as she used to be, her hardyness proved to be popular, and she became one of the most successful cougars of her time.

Ps. The source article is rather hilarious.

She's a very naughty girl.

"It's time for some... dick-tation!" said the teacher to his favourite student, the ever *ahem* slutty Basi-chan, the class Lolita, who was always up for anything: anywhere at anytime. Boom-chika-wow-wow!

'Ditch the workout, join the party!'

Some of us are doin' it right ;)

Lady Basila

The year is 2010. A young night-worker by the name of Lady Basila has been hard at work. Unfortunately, age has slowly caught up with her and she is no longer as supple as she once was. Now, she is forced to lower her price and sell herself for food... she's not cougar bait anymore...