Milky Bar Kid

Auditions for the next face of Nestle's Milky Bar were being held throughout the country, and guess who was supple enough to stand out as our new mascot?

The Return of Lady Basila

Remember Lady Basila from 2010? Well, fortunately, due to a sudden boom in the economy in 2015, our night-worker managed to score some clients hungry for the taste of the cougar. While she is hardly as supple as she used to be, her hardyness proved to be popular, and she became one of the most successful cougars of her time.

Ps. The source article is rather hilarious.

She's a very naughty girl.

"It's time for some... dick-tation!" said the teacher to his favourite student, the ever *ahem* slutty Basi-chan, the class Lolita, who was always up for anything: anywhere at anytime. Boom-chika-wow-wow!

Basil Mon'!

Once there was a little Jamaican boy, so pale and supple. He never really fitted in with their Rastafarian ways, and so he was doomed to spend his life desperately trying to fit in. He does however, look quite fetching in his Rasta-headgear and tie-dyed belly shirts, which makes socializing and making friends easier.

Baby Basil

Ps. Double-post week because we forgot last week existed!


HE SURE LOVES HIS CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Sumo Basil

'Ditch the workout, join the party!'

Some of us are doin' it right ;)