An unexpected incident happened today at the home of Madame Skittles' home last week.
While she was preparing herself breakfast, her toast revealed a familiar face. Why, who could that be?
As her delicate lips bit onto the slice (which she took a picture of first, of course, in case it'll make news headlines), she was amazed by the supplety of the toast.
It also exhibited a rare taste of basil and dust, which was believed by top local scientists to be low in fat.
Madame Skittles also reportedly felt a temporary "predatory buzz" in her. For days, all she wanted was to be around the vicinity of younger men.
"I don't think I'll ever taste such wonderful toast ever again", said Madame Skittles. "But at least I had an amazingly pleasurable eating experience that would last a lifetime."
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