The life and times of Basil, the little one: 20 for 20

(We told you he was little!)


























Look, Vern popped out to say hi! What a classy vein.







Happy birthday, old chum. Love you long time (and love from the Gorgons too).

How Awkward.

Because two heads are better than one (we think)

Here's our favourite pair of twins, Bassy-Kate and Bashley Olsen.

And here are the twins at the age of 75, with unbelievably supple skin.

Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

He sure loooves the cake!

A Halloween Entry!

Pre-Halloween Loveliness

Jack-O-Lanterns can be a bit spooky for the supple young folk, so today, Basil decided to be a pretty, friendly flower.

Basil Gaga

Basil caught doing a good deed!

Too supple for IMDB

Young Basil wanted to be a movie star. After a failed attempt at adult movies for being too young looking, he decided to do children's films, and has become one of the most famous faces today. Here is a short resume (in poster form) of the work he has been in.


By the way, what's that Pixar movie about Robots called? (even if it's not actually Pixar)

CAAAAAARL!

Here's a supple
There's a supple

and another Supple Basil

Wormy supple

Smiley supple

Supple Supple

Duck

You're gonna have amazing friends!! YOU'RE gonna have amazing friends!!

Basil Toast: The food of cougars!

An unexpected incident happened today at the home of Madame Skittles' home last week.
While she was preparing herself breakfast, her toast revealed a familiar face. Why, who could that be?
As her delicate lips bit onto the slice (which she took a picture of first, of course, in case it'll make news headlines), she was amazed by the supplety of the toast.
It also exhibited a rare taste of basil and dust, which was believed by top local scientists to be low in fat.

Madame Skittles also reportedly felt a temporary "predatory buzz" in her. For days, all she wanted was to be around the vicinity of younger men.

"I don't think I'll ever taste such wonderful toast ever again", said Madame Skittles. "But at least I had an amazingly pleasurable eating experience that would last a lifetime."

A bonus post.

Poor Basil.

Sad Basil

Basil is now a meme within a meme. It's like the movie Inception, but with less moneymaking.

Basil Faulty

Mr Basil Faulty is a manly man, and he knows that his dungarees are both stylish AND functional! His companions have told him consistently that he does not fit into this century, but ol' Basil have always insisted that they're a grand piece of clothing, and are often more loyal to him than his nagging wife, Sybil.

Milky Bar Kid

Auditions for the next face of Nestle's Milky Bar were being held throughout the country, and guess who was supple enough to stand out as our new mascot?

The Return of Lady Basila

Remember Lady Basila from 2010? Well, fortunately, due to a sudden boom in the economy in 2015, our night-worker managed to score some clients hungry for the taste of the cougar. While she is hardly as supple as she used to be, her hardyness proved to be popular, and she became one of the most successful cougars of her time.

Ps. The source article is rather hilarious.

She's a very naughty girl.

"It's time for some... dick-tation!" said the teacher to his favourite student, the ever *ahem* slutty Basi-chan, the class Lolita, who was always up for anything: anywhere at anytime. Boom-chika-wow-wow!

Basil Mon'!

Once there was a little Jamaican boy, so pale and supple. He never really fitted in with their Rastafarian ways, and so he was doomed to spend his life desperately trying to fit in. He does however, look quite fetching in his Rasta-headgear and tie-dyed belly shirts, which makes socializing and making friends easier.

Baby Basil

Ps. Double-post week because we forgot last week existed!


HE SURE LOVES HIS CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Sumo Basil

'Ditch the workout, join the party!'

Some of us are doin' it right ;)

Now with 3.14% more puppylike adorableness!

Basil von Woofles is fond of Skittles Vodka-flavoured dog biscuits, and once trained to be a guide dog. While it is considered to be a rare occupation for a breed so supple, Basil worked his wee doggy fankles off, and tried his very best to be the most outstanding guide dog he can be. Unfortunately, he failed, and during his short period of biscuit-induced confusion was found guilty for defecating on a neighbour's front lawn. Today, you may see Basil von Woofles roaming around town hoping to catch his next big break as the face of a new advertising campaign for lazy people's sneakers.